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How to drive a BMW

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For those with no class who manage to get one: lol

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I can't believe I sat and watched all that. It was still a signfunnypost though! :good:
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Me too!!! :o :o :o
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It'd be even funnier if it wasn't true.............

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Pete wrote:It'd be even funnier if it wasn't true.............

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BMW used to mean "Bayerische Motoren Werke" but now it means "Feck you I have right of way"!

The cloaking device that makes them invisible to speed cameras also must negate the need to fit indicators to these cars.
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lol lol :good: :good:

The reason BM drivers do not use indicators on occasion because for some reason they are almost impossible to cancel without switching them to the opposite side and confusing the bloke behind you.

However, there'as always courtesy amongst other beemer drivers, something you don't get from people drivinga Peeus or whatever.

A 5 Series is still the best car to have all things considered for daily use. :D :D :run: :run: :run:
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I am sure BMW cars are fine it is just that their owners seem to be universally arseholes on the road.
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On the contrary - though to be fair that assertion does hold true south of the Border...
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As a guy how has owned 3 BMWs over the years,and currently owns 1 all I can say is jealousy gets you nowhere guys. Us BMW drivers pride our selves with the knowledge we can be an equal tit which ever car we drive, as Im sure you guys who drive ordinary cars can also
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