Badger solves the flooding problem

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#1 Post by **meles meles** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:00 pm

It's simple, oomans...

We import gazillions of barrels of oil from hot dry countries.

We need oil, they need water.

Rather than send the tankers back empty, we simply fill them up with water in exchange for the oil.

Problem solved.

#2 Post by **Demonic69** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:28 pm

But why would they want mucky British water when they can buy gallons of the purest Evian with the billions of pounds we send them?

#3 Post by **knewmans** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:33 pm

The only problem might be storage. The levels are already full.
How much would a sett hold?

Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:16 pm

knewmans wrote:The levels are already full.

I guess that, using the law of un-intended consequences, they don't have a badger problem any more in that part of Zumerset.

#5 Post by **meles meles** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:17 pm

The Somersett had to copy bald monkeys and learn how to climb trees...

#6 Post by **knewmans** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:23 pm

Ah, little west country koala badgers. Stoned on willow leaves

#7 Post by **meles meles** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:24 pm

*Senses a new propaganda , sorry, marketing slant...*

#8 Post by **Scotsgun** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:04 am

meles meles wrote:The Somersett had to copy bald monkeys and learn how to climb trees...

Fantastic, it makes the sneeky buggers easy targets.

Let's get the cull back on......we could even start boat based hunting trips.

#9 Post by **Alpha1** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:12 am

meles meles wrote:

The Somersett had to copy bald monkeys and learn how to climb trees...

Fantastic, it makes the sneeky buggers easy targets.

Let's get the cull back on......we could even start boat based hunting trips.

I'm up for that.

#10 Post by **meles meles** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:28 am

*picks up telephone*

"Hello? ACME MIne Company ? It is ? Good. Badger here. We need 20,000 of your finest mines and 5,000 torpedoes..."

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