Badger solves the flooding problem

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Re: Badger solves the flooding problem

#11 Post by Scotsgun »

meles meles wrote:*picks up telephone*

"Hello? ACME MIne Company ? It is ? Good. Badger here. We need 20,000 of your finest mines and 5,000 torpedoes..."
Badger,
They'll never deliver. I however have just hitched my duck boat up to the blood wagon. I predict striped hats becoming popular ..... Maybe I could stop of at Newcastle and sell the pelts as a job-lot?
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Re: Badger solves the flooding problem

#12 Post by Jackmanuk »

surely if everyone in somerset flushed the toilet at the same time it would solve the flooding
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Re: Badger solves the flooding problem

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Scotsgun wrote:Maybe I could stop of at Newcastle and sell the pelts as a job-lot?
I could suggest an alternative use for the pelts...
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Re: Badger solves the flooding problem

#14 Post by Blu »

Dougan wrote:
Scotsgun wrote:Maybe I could stop of at Newcastle and sell the pelts as a job-lot?
I could suggest an alternative use for the pelts...
Sporrans or matching mittens for the hats perhaps? :twisted:

Blu :twisted:
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#15 Post by Andy632 »

meles meles wrote:The Somersett had to copy bald monkeys and learn how to climb trees...
Aah a variation on the 'old management tree' then??


Big Fat-Cat badger at top of tree looks down and sees lots of lower manager badgers looking up & smiling!

Lower branch manager Badgers look up and see the ones above them, but all they see are A***holes!
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Re: Badger solves the flooding problem

#16 Post by dromia »

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Come on Bambi get some

Imperial Good Metric Bad
Analogue Good Digital Bad

Fecking stones

Real farmers don't need subsidies

Cow's farts matter!

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#17 Post by Stuck »

That is disturbing...
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Re: Badger solves the flooding problem

#18 Post by dromia »

Especially if you are a badger.
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Come on Bambi get some

Imperial Good Metric Bad
Analogue Good Digital Bad

Fecking stones

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Re: Badger solves the flooding problem

#19 Post by Dougan »

Blu wrote:
Dougan wrote:
Scotsgun wrote:Maybe I could stop of at Newcastle and sell the pelts as a job-lot?
I could suggest an alternative use for the pelts...
Sporrans or matching mittens for the hats perhaps? :twisted:

Blu :twisted:
No, it was a very 'alternate' use entirely...one that I suggested last time scotsgun brought up the subject of what to do with badger pelts...

...but one I can't repeat without getting in trouble with the Admin ;)
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Re: Badger solves the flooding problem

#20 Post by Blu »

No, it was a very 'alternate' use entirely...one that I suggested last time scotsgun brought up the subject of what to do with badger pelts...

...but one I can't repeat without getting in trouble with the Admin ;)
If one has the pelts then sporrans or matching mittens for the hats sounds like a good idea.

Blu :twisted:
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