If we entered a time of Civil Unrest/Armageddon/Zombie Attacking, what would we do?
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Emergency planning regarding communication, water/food supply, shelter, equipment, transport and of course what guns to have with us!
Scotsgun
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by Scotsgun » Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:52 am
meles meles wrote: *picks up telephone*
"Hello? ACME MIne Company ? It is ? Good. Badger here. We need 20,000 of your finest mines and 5,000 torpedoes..."
Badger,
They'll never deliver. I however have just hitched my duck boat up to the blood wagon. I predict striped hats becoming popular ..... Maybe I could stop of at Newcastle and sell the pelts as a job-lot?
Jackmanuk
#12
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by Jackmanuk » Sun Feb 16, 2014 3:20 pm
surely if everyone in somerset flushed the toilet at the same time it would solve the flooding
Dougan
#13
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by Dougan » Sun Feb 16, 2014 4:33 pm
Scotsgun wrote: Maybe I could stop of at Newcastle and sell the pelts as a job-lot?
I could suggest an alternative use for the pelts...
Blu
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by Blu » Fri Feb 21, 2014 1:56 am
Dougan wrote: Scotsgun wrote: Maybe I could stop of at Newcastle and sell the pelts as a job-lot?
I could suggest an alternative use for the pelts...
Sporrans or matching mittens for the hats perhaps?
Blu
Andy632
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by Andy632 » Fri Feb 21, 2014 2:27 pm
meles meles wrote: The Somersett had to copy bald monkeys and learn how to climb trees...
Aah a variation on the 'old management tree' then??
Big Fat-Cat badger at top of tree looks down and sees lots of lower manager badgers looking up & smiling!
Lower branch manager Badgers look up and see the ones above them, but all they see are A***holes!
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by dromia » Fri Feb 21, 2014 2:31 pm
Come on Bambi get some
Imperial Good Metric Bad
Analogue Good Digital Bad
Fecking stones
Real farmers don't need subsidies
Cow's farts matter!
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Stuck
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by Stuck » Fri Feb 21, 2014 2:36 pm
That is disturbing...
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#18
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by dromia » Fri Feb 21, 2014 2:39 pm
Especially if you are a badger.
Come on Bambi get some
Imperial Good Metric Bad
Analogue Good Digital Bad
Fecking stones
Real farmers don't need subsidies
Cow's farts matter!
For fine firearms and requisites visit
http://www.pukkabundhooks.com/
Dougan
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by Dougan » Fri Feb 21, 2014 5:20 pm
Blu wrote: Dougan wrote: Scotsgun wrote: Maybe I could stop of at Newcastle and sell the pelts as a job-lot?
I could suggest an alternative use for the pelts...
Sporrans or matching mittens for the hats perhaps?
Blu
No, it was a very 'alternate' use entirely...one that I suggested last time scotsgun brought up the subject of what to do with badger pelts...
...but one I can't repeat without getting in trouble with the Admin
Blu
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by Blu » Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:27 pm
No, it was a very 'alternate' use entirely...one that I suggested last time scotsgun brought up the subject of what to do with badger pelts...
...but one I can't repeat without getting in trouble with the Admin
If one has the pelts then sporrans or matching mittens for the hats sounds like a good idea.
Blu
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