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If there is a Zombie incident....................

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:53 pm
by breacher
........................and 99% of the population become zombies ( which is about the percentage in most movies ) then you are a lot more likely to be a zombie than a survivor.

Yet, everyone seems to think they will be a survivor ?

Re: If there is a Zombie incident....................

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:00 pm
by Christel
...cos we got guns:)

Did you see the film last night? The zombies had guns! Just not right. No idea about title.

Simon Baker was in it...

Re: If there is a Zombie incident....................

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:35 pm
by breacher
No but I have seen the advert for World War Z - looks interesting.

Re: If there is a Zombie incident....................

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:39 pm
by murphwiz
Surely we are all that 1%!

Re: If there is a Zombie incident....................

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:29 pm
by Chuck
Yet, everyone seems to think they will be a survivor
Yep, it's called PMA or Positive Mental Attitude.......................

or as it's called in Scotland, a Positively Mental Attitude :flag6: :flag6: :flag6: :flag6: .

Re: If there is a Zombie incident....................

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:53 pm
by Scotsgun
breacher wrote:........................then you are a lot more likely to be a zombie than a survivor.
Fear not, i'll put a bullet through your skull.

The last numpty who made a public disturbance in Scotland ended up set on fire and kicked around Glasgow Airport by a ned
:flag6:

Re: If there is a Zombie incident....................

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:58 pm
by saddler
Scotsgun wrote:
breacher wrote:........................then you are a lot more likely to be a zombie than a survivor.
Fear not, i'll put a bullet through your skull.

The last numpty who made a public disturbance in Scotland ended up set on fire and kicked around Glasgow Airport by a ned
:flag6:
King 'Eck has had the kicking he so rightly deserves?? DO TELL

Re: If there is a Zombie incident....................

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:26 pm
by bobbob
saddler wrote:
Scotsgun wrote:
breacher wrote:........................then you are a lot more likely to be a zombie than a survivor.
Fear not, i'll put a bullet through your skull.

The last numpty who made a public disturbance in Scotland ended up set on fire and kicked around Glasgow Airport by a ned
:flag6:
King 'Eck has had the kicking he so rightly deserves?? DO TELL
Surely you remember this.


Re: If there is a Zombie incident....................

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:49 pm
by Chuck
The last numpty who made a public disturbance in Scotland ended up set on fire and kicked around Glasgow Airport by a ned
:lol: :lol: :lol: :goodjob:

As one Mr W Connolly said, "we've had religious intolerance here for hundreds of years - so fck off before we show you what it's all about"! or words to that effect.!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gMJBQoHJ4E

Re: If there is a Zombie incident....................

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:58 pm
by 20series
Everyone keep saying that I'm "special" so I'm sure I'll be one of the 1% :cheers:

Alan clapclap