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Badger solves the flooding problem
Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:00 pm
by meles meles
It's simple, oomans...
We import gazillions of barrels of oil from hot dry countries.
We need oil, they need water.
Rather than send the tankers back empty, we simply fill them up with water in exchange for the oil.
Problem solved.
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:28 pm
by Demonic69
But why would they want mucky British water when they can buy gallons of the purest Evian with the billions of pounds we send them?
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:33 pm
by knewmans
The only problem might be storage. The levels are already full.
How much would a sett hold?
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:16 pm
by Charlotte the flyer
knewmans wrote:The levels are already full.
I guess that, using the law of un-intended consequences, they don't have a badger problem any more in that part of Zumerset.
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:17 pm
by meles meles
The Somersett had to copy bald monkeys and learn how to climb trees...
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:23 pm
by knewmans
Ah, little west country koala badgers. Stoned on willow leaves
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:24 pm
by meles meles
*Senses a new propaganda , sorry, marketing slant...*
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:04 am
by Scotsgun
meles meles wrote:The Somersett had to copy bald monkeys and learn how to climb trees...
Fantastic, it makes the sneeky buggers easy targets.
Let's get the cull back on......we could even start boat based hunting trips.
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:12 am
by Alpha1
meles meles wrote:
The Somersett had to copy bald monkeys and learn how to climb trees...
Fantastic, it makes the sneeky buggers easy targets.
Let's get the cull back on......we could even start boat based hunting trips.
I'm up for that.
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:28 am
by meles meles
*picks up telephone*
"Hello? ACME MIne Company ? It is ? Good. Badger here. We need 20,000 of your finest mines and 5,000 torpedoes..."