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Badger moves the goal posts...

#1 Post by meles meles »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-24459424

"A government minister said "badgers moved the goalposts" when asked why marksmen failed to reach a cull target."


What did they freekin' expect us to do? Sit around eating peanuts and wait to be shot ?
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Well I'm fairly certain that when you started building a football pitch it came as a bit of a surprise.
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IainWR wrote:Well I'm fairly certain that when you started building a football pitch it came as a bit of a surprise.

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#4 Post by meles meles »

Yes, that was part of a plan we cooked up with Roy Hodgeson in case the next England match goes to a penalty shoot-out.
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#6 Post by Polchraine »

... and stop moving the goal posts.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-24459424


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#8 Post by Mail2pete »

It's a goal!

You got one past the badgers. You must be very proud of yourself.
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#9 Post by snayperskaya »

Might be worth drafting in some mercenary African Honey Badgers, rather than moving the goalposts they would have beat the sh#t out of them with them! ;)
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snayperskaya wrote:Might be worth drafting in some mercenary African Honey Badgers, rather than moving the goalposts they would have beat the sh#t out of them with them! ;)


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