zombie survival squad

[AndyUOC95]

Hi guys, we all are well aware that the north Korean government have teamed up with burger king to develop a new burger that turns people into zombies! this is not cool! so to prepare for the end of days i'm looking for a team of highly qualified zombie killers to take down hordes of the buggers!

Post your zombie survival weapons and end of the world gear it can be a photo of what you prepared or just explain what you'd choose and why. I will be posting a photo of my zombie gear when i get back home to my base of zombie preparations (house) as i'm stranded at university for the next few weeks, But as highly factual zombie documentaries have shown we need a team of 6-8 people who suit the following criteria:
.The leader (bossy boots who doesn't get their hands dirty but is a damn good tactician, usually always has a cigar in their mouth but its never lit)
.The Muscle (built like a brick sh*t house carries multiple large guns, why? because he can!)
.The Nutter (runs around killing lots of zombies with what ever he found in his back pocket)
.The survivalist (good at scavenging and hunting, the rest couldn't rub two sticks together for fire without them)
.The ninja (small and light on their feet likes close up and personal work)
.The engineer (Hits things with a wrench even though he has a perfectly good gun)
.The medic (has watched every episode of Holby city and Casualty so thought they'd give it a try)

I look forward to seeing weapons, survival gear, post zombie attack vehicles and any other crazy niche you guys have to survive the apocalypse
Cheers

[saddler]

You're new here...aren't you, boyo? tesnews

[AndyUOC95]

Yesir

[DaveB]

You're new here...aren't you, boyo? tesnews

Nice one Centurion.

[Ovenpaa]

[Christel]

Crikey, you guys were up late/early

OP...have you been watching the A-Team lately tongueout

Interesting concept though, I'll be back with some ideas.

[DW58]

Hardly an original question ... ... ... why is there such an obsession with Zombies?

I suspect a certain student needs to be spending less time on his PC and more on the range.

[snayperskaya]

Rather than preparing for zombies I would more inclined to say that widespread civil unrest on an unprecedented scale would be a realistic scenario and one that is not as far-fetched as the tea from China.I believe the military is engaged in more civil unrest drills than ever as they would be required to support a woefully inadequate police force in such an event.Many believe it is not a case of if civil unrest starts but when.There are numerous articles and goverment papers that state that just beneath the surface Britain (and indeed Europe) is seething and angry and the only thing stopping it boiling over is the fact that people spend a huge amount of time sat on their asses spouting off on social media sites etc as opposed to protesting in the real world.Many believe that a relatively minor incident could spark major civil unrest that would make the riots of 2011 look like a teddy bears picnic.Lack of national identity, racial tensions, job losses and goverment cuts etc etc can all lead to civil unrest and in some instances there are parallels between the situation in Britain and Europe now and what it was in the 1930's and we all know how that ended.

[Christel]

To me the word zombie is a generic term for anything that turns the society upside down.

[snayperskaya]

To me the word zombie is a generic term for anything that turns the society upside down.

To many it is but it is amazing how many people believe a "zombie apocalypse" with legions of the undead like the movies is a real possibility.