New UK terror Alert -The Nation Responds....

[Chuck]

with JOKES:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/08 ... ostpopular

[Daryll]

I think the one that said "Threat level raised to: 'election looming, need patriotic distraction'" pretty much nailed it....

[Les]

You can't keep a good Brit down! :lol:

[ordnance]

Its always being severe here nothing new.

[Chuck]

When it comes to fighting terrorism with jokes the Scots will win every time -our secret weapon is 25pdr!

[saddler]

...if the Threat Level escalates to "Wee 'eck now running an independant Scotland ", I'm offski....

[25Pdr]

Going to war over religion is basically killing one another to see who's got the better imaginary friend...
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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now:

No beer, No bars, No radio, No television, No Playboy or Penthouse, No Teasers, No cricket, No rugby, No football, No basketball, No baseball, No golf, No dancing, No music, No bikinis on the beach, No nude beaches No summer mini skirts and braless beauties, No BBQ pork, No Ham, No bacon No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen seafood sticks, No Christmas.
Rags for clothes and towels for hats, Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors, Constant wailing from the guy in the tower, You can't shave, Your wife can't shave, You can't shave your wife, Sand is everywhere, Sand gets into everything, You wipe your backside with your left hand without toilet paper, You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times, Your bride is picked by someone else, She smells just like your donkey, and your donkey has a better disposition.

Then your leaders tell you that when you die, you get the 72 virgins and it all gets better! Nope.... no mystery here!!!
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Spurred on by the attacks in Mumbai, Muslim terrorists have stormed the streets of Bradford and are shooting anyone with a British passport.

Police fear the death toll could be as high as 12.

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Recently I received a warning about the use of the term, "towel heads"

A politically incorrect term.

Please note, we all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words.

I have been informed that the Islamic terrorists who hate our guts and want to kill us do not like to be called "Towel Heads" since the item they wear on their heads is not a towel but actually a small, folded sheet.

Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as

"Little Sheet Heads."

Thank You for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.

[Chuck]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Told you so.....

[Gazoo]

little sheet heads gunlike