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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 5:17 pm 
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If they are brain dead and rotting then why do they want fresh meat?
That kept me awake last night :D


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 5:25 pm 
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I would have thought all sense of taste would have gone lol


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 5:53 pm 
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Even zombies have standards.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 5:55 pm 
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I wonder if they ever think.......hmmm, I fancy an Indian tonight lol


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Why do they need to eat at all? It's not like they can eat themselves healthy - they're dead and don't get any better looking for consuming nourishment.

Also, how come they don't put on weight in the stomach? None of their digestion system works so they're just packing their stomachs with rotting meat - it doesn't get processed and it doesn't get s*** out - so why don't they swell around the middle with the combination of putrefying meat and horrendous gas?

And, now you've got me started, why aren't they walking around constantly dribbling diarrhoea and farting as the pressure of the accumulating methane overcomes their weakening anal sphincters?

And ... why don't they just set them alight if methane IS an issue?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 6:12 pm 
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Are you saying that humans are red meat and red meat is bad for you?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 6:28 pm 
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There are lots of unanswered questions regarding zombies.
You would think the film people would think this through better and have them dripping sh!t, massively obese due to gas with the odd one exploding and eating flesh with it going stright through and out of a ripped out hole where the stomach should be.


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Don't know but I do know that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny!!!

My thought has always been why aren't zombies covered in flies/maggots and stripped to the bone in a matter of no time by everything in the animal world that eats carrion???.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 6:35 pm 
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snayperskaya wrote:
Don't know but I do know that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny!!!


Ahem....this is a serious debate :D


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