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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 6:50 pm 
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I want to know who the hell is going around mowing lawns and trimming hedges in the zombie movies.

Because months and years after the outbreaks, you always see survivors going house to house, scavanging. And the gardens are never overgrown.

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breacher wrote:
I want to know who the hell is going around mowing lawns and trimming hedges in the zombie movies.

Because months and years after the outbreaks, you always see survivors going house to house, scavanging. And the gardens are never overgrown.


Maybe its the routines which they had in life which still linger on as motor functions.
I bet they lose toes with the strimmers though because concentration wont be at its best lol

A veritble group of zombie Tichmarshes keeping the place tidy lol


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I also want to know who has been charging all those batteries in the abandoned cars that start right up after several years left unused.


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I also want to know who has been charging all those batteries in the abandoned cars that start right up after several years left unused.


Zombie Kwik Fit Fitters?


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Where did all the vertical front grips on the rifles all come from?

And where do they get their toilet paper from?

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Do they perform the unmentionables? teanews


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Do they perform the unmentionables? teanews


I doubt it due to a few possible reasons such as snapped off, eaten off or fallen off.
Or if a female zombie.....fallen out, eaten out or caved in lol


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Chuck wrote:
Where did all the vertical front grips on the rifles all come from?

And where do they get their toilet paper from?


I think toilet paper would be the least of a zombies worries Chuck lol


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Gazza wrote:
TomH wrote:
Do they perform the unmentionables? teanews


I doubt it due to a few possible reasons such as snapped off, eaten off or fallen off.
Or if a female zombie.....fallen out, eaten out or caved in lol


Yes, that would make sense. I saw a Zombie film once at the cinema, where the people were holed up in a Shopping Mall. Haven't seen one since. lol


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