Zombie lanes introduced in Manchester

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Re: Zombie lanes introduced in Manchester

#2 Post by Les »

They will probably all need therapy when the Zombie lane comes to an end. teanews
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A joke, surely?............I've had a few near misses when they've stepped out in front of me when driving and cycling, and on one occasion nearly came to blows when a goon glued to his phone walked into me and had the temerity to suggest that I should "look where I was f****ng going..........."

I now have an ear-splitting Chinese electronic bike bell which instantly freezes the zombie and reduces it to tears, and has every dog for miles running to get away.

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I've always wanted a lane system on footpaths in city centres;

Lane 1 - Time killers/ditherers/tourists/'students'/people with no concept of having something to do ****
Lane 2 - Female shoppers troutslapping
Lane 3 - Male shoppers green55
Lane 4 - People trying to get out of the city :run:
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Blackstuff wrote:I've always wanted a lane system on footpaths in city centres;

Lane 1 - Time killers/ditherers/tourists/'students'/people with no concept of having something to do ****
Lane 2 - Female shoppers troutslapping
Lane 3 - Male shoppers green55
Lane 4 - People trying to get out of the city :run:
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Re: Zombie lanes introduced in Manchester

#6 Post by Les »

Blackstuff wrote:I've always wanted a lane system on footpaths in city centres;

Lane 1 - Time killers/ditherers/tourists/'students'/people with no concept of having something to do ****
Lane 2 - Female shoppers troutslapping
Lane 3 - Male shoppers green55
Lane 4 - People trying to get out of the city :run:
That sounds like a plan - sign me up! shakeshout
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Re: Zombie lanes introduced in Manchester

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The male shopper lane would flow the best. Males are renound for getting in, buying it and getting out as quick as poss.
Females would swap lanes constantly due to indecisiveness :D
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#8 Post by snayperskaya »

Blackstuff wrote:I've always wanted a lane system on footpaths in city centres;

Lane 1 - Time killers/ditherers/tourists/'students'/people with no concept of having something to do ****
Lane 2 - Female shoppers troutslapping
Lane 3 - Male shoppers green55
Lane 4 - People trying to get out of the city :run:
Regarding Lanes 3 and 4........the snowflakes would want 68 more lanes for all the other "gender identities" they have these days!!!. troutslapping
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#9 Post by Pippin89 »

snayperskaya wrote:
Blackstuff wrote:I've always wanted a lane system on footpaths in city centres;

Lane 1 - Time killers/ditherers/tourists/'students'/people with no concept of having something to do ****
Lane 2 - Female shoppers troutslapping
Lane 3 - Male shoppers green55
Lane 4 - People trying to get out of the city :run:
Regarding Lanes 3 and 4........the snowflakes would want 68 more lanes for all the other "gender identities" they have these days!!!. troutslapping
And watching them suffer after not giving them the pleasure would be the best thing about it!
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#10 Post by Dellboy »

Gazza wrote:The male shopper lane would flow the best. Males are renound for getting in, buying it and getting out as quick as poss.
Females would swap lanes constantly due to indecisiveness :D

unless theres a row of gunshops
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