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Dear Chief Constabubble...

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:15 pm
by meles meles
Dear Chief Constabubble,

I would like to apply for some changes to my FAC.

You have in the past been kind enough to allow me to collect a few bolt action battle rifles and a quantity of ammunition appropriate to test firing them. I also have a slightly more modern target rifle and some ammunition for regular practice with it. This, it seems, is not not enough. Our beloved leader, Mr Cameron, informs us that we are now subject to a clear, present and growing threat from numerous terrorist organisations sworn to overthrow our way of life. We are well aware that due to budgetary cuts, allied to a combination of incompetent and incoherent foreign policy and military over-stretch it is no longer the case that we can rely on the police or military to defend us and our families. We therefore feel we should play our part in the Big Society and thus are willing to play our part in the defence of self, family, neighbours and realm. In order to do this effectively, we respectfully request that we be granted the following variations:

1. Ten (10) 7.62 mm FN SLR
2. Ten (10) magazine fed, 12 bore, semi-automatic shotguns
3. Ten (10) M1911 .45 ACP pistols
4. Ten (10) .455 Webley revolvers
5. Four (4) 7.62 mm LMG
5. Two (2) 7.62 mm Vickers HMG

We wish also to increase our ammunition holding to:

6. 50,000 rounds of 7.62x51
7. 20,000 rounds of 12 bore ammunition
8. 10,000 rounds of 12 bore slug
9. 5,000 rounds of .45 ACP
10. 5,000 rounds of .455

Yours in respectful anticipation.

Badger

Re: Dear Chief Constabubble...

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:34 pm
by David-mauser
Why on earth would you want Webley revolvers? sign01
I had one and believe me you can stop those .455s with a wet towel!
Ask for Desert Eagles and then you’ll be set up for the zombie apocalypse too! zzzzom

Dave :cheers:

Re: Dear Chief Constabubble...

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:35 pm
by Dellboy
proper gun cabinet :shakeshout:

Re: Dear Chief Constabubble...

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:38 pm
by meles meles
David-mauser wrote:Why on earth would you want Webley revolvers? sign01
I had one and believe me you can stop those .455s with a wet towel!

Addendum: .455 Dum-Dum

Re: Dear Chief Constabubble...

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:47 pm
by saddler
meles meles wrote:Dear Chief Constabubble,

I would like to apply for some changes to my FAC.

You have in the past been kind enough to allow me to collect a few bolt action battle rifles and a quantity of ammunition appropriate to test firing them. I also have a slightly more modern target rifle and some ammunition for regular practice with it. This, it seems, is not not enough. Our beloved leader, Mr Cameron, informs us that we are now subject to a clear, present and growing threat from numerous terrorist organisations sworn to overthrow our way of life. We are well aware that due to budgetary cuts, allied to a combination of incompetent and incoherent foreign policy and military over-stretch it is no longer the case that we can rely on the police or military to defend us and our families. We therefore feel we should play our part in the Big Society and thus are willing to play our part in the defence of self, family, neighbours and realm. In order to do this effectively, we respectfully request that we be granted the following variations:

1. One (1) HK468 or similar high-budget AR15 such as a Mk12Mod0 clone in 6.8SPCII
2. One (1) FN Police Auto5
3. One(1) M1911A1 .45 ACP pistols
4. One (1) .455 Colt New Service revolver
5. One (1) 7.62 mm LMG
5. One (1) 0.50 M2 Browning HMG

We wish also to increase our ammunition holding to:

6. 50,000 rounds of 6.8x43
7. 20,000 rounds of 12 bore slug
8. 50,000 rounds of 7.62NATO
9. 50,000 rounds of .50-BMG
10. 10,000 rounds of .45 ACP
11. 10,000 rounds of .455

Yours in respectful anticipation.

Badger

Re: Dear Chief Constabubble...

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:50 pm
by meles meles
What is the digit, 1, of which you speak, Fat Rat ?

We're a collector are us ! We don't do single digits...

Re: Dear Chief Constabubble...

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:09 pm
by Jnadreth
meles meles wrote:Dear Chief Constabubble,

I would like to apply for some changes to my FAC.

You have in the past been kind enough to allow me to collect a few bolt action battle rifles and a quantity of ammunition appropriate to test firing them. I also have a slightly more modern target rifle and some ammunition for regular practice with it. This, it seems, is not not enough. Our beloved leader, Mr Cameron, informs us that we are now subject to a clear, present and growing threat from numerous terrorist organisations sworn to overthrow our way of life. We are well aware that due to budgetary cuts, allied to a combination of incompetent and incoherent foreign policy and military over-stretch it is no longer the case that we can rely on the police or military to defend us and our families. We therefore feel we should play our part in the Big Society and thus are willing to play our part in the defence of self, family, neighbours and realm. In order to do this effectively, we respectfully request that we be granted the following variations:

1. Ten (10) 7.62 mm FN SLR
2. Ten (10) magazine fed, 12 bore, semi-automatic shotguns
3. Ten (10) M1911 .45 ACP pistols
4. Ten (10) .455 Webley revolvers
5. Four (4) 7.62 mm LMG
5. Two (2) 7.62 mm Vickers HMG

We wish also to increase our ammunition holding to:

6. 50,000 rounds of 7.62x51
7. 20,000 rounds of 12 bore ammunition
8. 10,000 rounds of 12 bore slug
9. 5,000 rounds of .45 ACP
10. 5,000 rounds of .455

Yours in respectful anticipation.

Badger

Maybe sum Sten's...a few LAW 72 OR LAW80's...couple of Boys Anti Tank guns...a 2inch mortar...and 200 105mm HEAT shells for my Cheifton? :lol:

Re: Dear Chief Constabubble...

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:14 pm
by meles meles
Jnadreth wrote: ... and 200 105mm HEAT shells for my Cheifton? :lol:

Your Chieftain (correct spelling, ooman) would need 120 mm calibre rounds ! It was equipped with the L11A5 120 mm rifle.

Re: Dear Chief Constabubble...

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:20 pm
by Jnadreth
meles meles wrote:
Jnadreth wrote: ... and 200 105mm HEAT shells for my Cheifton? :lol:

Your Chieftain (correct spelling, ooman) would need 120 mm calibre rounds ! It was equipped with the L11A5 120 mm rifle.
Was eating ma food while typing tongueout

Re: Dear Chief Constabubble...

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:58 pm
by shugie
Would sir like a hernia with his Vickers, or does he have a swarthy bearer to assist him in his time of toil?